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Schwing! 53 - S.R.R. #4: Czytanie poezji.

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Bele i Krl wpadają na chwilę, żeby dorzucić swoje trzy grosze do rozmowy o zombie i rozwiązać konkurs na wiersze/limeryki. Odcinek jest bardzo belowy.

muzyczka na koniec to polecony przez KRLa Miguel And The Living Dead

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jak śpiewała majka jezowska
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No i wiem że to był pomysł belego z podcastem, ale inaczej do rymu nie pasowało.

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Limeryki to w sumie pięciowersowe wierszowane, dowcipne utwory, których pierszy (lub drugi) wers kończy się nazwą własną (najczęściej miejsca). Wersy pierwszy, drugi i piaty są dłuższe i rymują się ze soba, podczas gdy trzeci i czwarty wers są krótsze i mają inny rym.

Np:
Kaerel i Koko wraz Bele w Schwingu
Nadają w cotygodniowym meetingu
Komiksowo-radosnym
A czasem i sprośnym
W tle z łajemsiejem w formie dong-dingu.

(Tak, tak, nie będę poetką :P)
Wiersze fajniusie, ale nie nazywajcie tego limerykami :)

I hej, Rorschach to nie tylko badass - to niezły świr! (Umierałam, kiedy idzie ulicą i zastanawia się, czemu tylko on jeszcze nie zwariował, kiedy przecież zwariował w momencie, kiedy zaczął mysleć, że jest Rorschachiem. Kocham go, nawiasem :D) W sumie nawet gorszy świr od Komedianta, który mordował niewinnych z pełną świadomością tego, co robi, podczas gdy Rorschach morduje wszystkich złych z przeświadczeniem, że robi dobrze. (Trochę do jego poziomu dochodzi może Ozymandias, ale to inny rodzaj szaleństwa).

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"Rorschach morduje wszystkich złych z przeświadczeniem, że robi dobrze."

Rorschach jest trochę jak Kościół Katolicki. Tylko oni nie ograniczali się jedynie do tych złych.
Tacy są najgorsi.

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Wierszyki straszne. Odcinek o niczym. Ale się z Martą pośmialiśmy, więc zadanie wykonane!

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Panowie jak nie chcecie mieć takich pogłosów przy rozmowie skype - to może niech każdy założy słuchawki, problem powinien zniknąć :)

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A i zapomniałem: świetna muzyczka na koniec, nie przeczytałem na początku ze zrozumieniem i myślałem, że to KRLa twórczość.

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"Rorschach jest trochę jak Kościół Katolicki."
Cóż za porównanie :D

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Thanks a lot, Koko... :)

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"zabijajcie ich wszystkich, Bóg rozpozna swoich"

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JEEEE!!! Przeczytali mój wiersz!!!

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Wstyd, żeby tak mało komiksów o Zombie znać!

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Ten komentarz został usunięty przez autora.
tt pisze...

pomieszanie z poplątaniem ten odcinek ;]. o wiele bardziej niż koko x2 przeszkadzało to, że krl'a było w pewnych momentach strasznie słabo słychać.

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Opublikowalibyscie reszte wierszykow...

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czy modeliny nie trzeba najpierw dobrze "wymiziać" przed lepieniem? tzn pougniatać, ciskać i napierdalać i ogrzać w łapcach

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Gdzie "Schwing '54"?!! Co się dzieje?! AAAaaa!!

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No właśnie. Dlaczego nie ma 54 Szłinga? : <<

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A ja w radiu słuchałem!!

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To masz szczęście. ja po dobranocce muszę iść spać :(

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A czy dziś normalnie będzie schwing?

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